Thursday 24 November 2016

If I'm Not Back Again This Time Tomorrow...


It is 25 years to the day that Freddie Mercury died. He would have been 70 this year – is the fact you will hear bandied around. If it’s possible for there to be a ‘greatest’ voice in music, then Freddie had it. The sound, power and style of delivery transcended mere talent, there was something divine about it; this is perhaps why it’s impossible for anyone to cover a song Freddie sang without their performance feeling lacking in some way. He was arguably the ‘greatest’ (again, if there is such a thing) front man of all time – he could certainly command a stadium of over 100,000 people better than anyone else. There is probably no other lead singer who is so universally adored either – and I know this because I have quite a few Freddie Mercury T-shirts and, no matter where I wear them or who’s around, someone always comments and says ‘great t-shirt, Freddie is such a legend’, or words to that effect. So, to celebrate Freddie (in a slightly weird way) here is an ill-advised picture of me with some – about half - of my Freddie T-shirts.


Channel 5 recently released a pretty poor - and markedly depressing - dramatized documentary, which basically just showed Freddie getting ill and dying. The best thing about it was JP Blunt playing Freddie, as he does at least look like Freddie. The rest of the cast was hysterically badly chosen, and as for their wigs… well, you just have to see them. Perhaps less depressing will be the long awaited Queen biopic, which begins shooting in 2017. The film, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, has taken a long time to get going, with different people cast or rumored to play Freddie. Rami Malek (off that Mr Robot show) has apparently now been cast in the role. From what I hear, it’s a film about the band rather than just about Freddie, but the success of the film will undoubtedly rely on how well the greatly missed luminary is portrayed. Lower your expectations to maximize chance of satisfaction. 

 

Friday 4 November 2016

"VICES WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR LIFE"


A mysterious 'Q' recently interviewed Screaming J from queer punk-noise band Screaming J Rule... and here it is... the interview:


Q: What’s your favourite band?

Screaming J: Ooh… I like quite a lot of different music. Erm… I tend to be a fan of songs more than of bands cause all bands tend to do something a bit shit at some point.

Q: That’s a very modern approach.

Screaming J: Yea… erm… I do love Blues Traveler.

Q: Is there any Blues Traveler influence in the Screaming J Rule sound?

Screaming J: We don’t have any harmonicas, which is a shame, but then I don’t think it’d work. Possibly some of the delivery in Vices is slightly John Popperesque.

Q: What’s your favourite song of yours and why?

Screaming J: I really like Nazi Smasher… cause I really don’t like Nazis and, you know, it’s just pretty cool, I reckon.

Q: Are you going to release any music at any point?

Screaming J: Yes. That is definitely definitely on the agenda because why be a band if we’re not going to do that? That seems insane!

Q: So what are we going to get? An album? An EP? A single? What’s it going to be?

Screaming J: I think probably an EP first, with a view to doing a full album afterwards.

Q: Are you going to play any gigs at any point?

Screaming J: If it kills me, we will play a gig at some point! Even if we just do it in the street!

Q: What would be your ideal venue in Liverpool?

Screaming J: Ideal venue? Currently I think Maguire's Pizza Bar would suit us really well because of the size. I think that’s the best bet at the moment; that’s sort of the most likely venue.

Q: Is punk music still relevant in 2016?

Screaming J: I think so. I think it should be, because everything’s horrible and punk is about fighting back against like… just sort of the horrific oppression of the monied people that are awful and terrible and just like to see people crushed beneath their heel. So I think it should be. And smashing… you know… their faces in would be… That’s possibly slightly too violent… or not… you choose.

Q: Who do you think will like Screaming J Rule?

Screaming J: All the cool people and all the sensible people and lots of people… Everybody should like us cause we are nice human beings with fun-good music that is also politically motivated to the smashing of Nazis and the putting of heads on spikes.

Q: Can you recommend a song we should go and listen to right now?

Screaming J: Yes, you should go and listen to Nazi Smasher on Youtube or Vices on Youtube… Vices will make you feel better about your life.

Q: Live versions?

Screaming J: Yes.